INTRODUCING the shit.

Just watched the new ipad commercial.
What is ipad? Thin beautiful. Yes.
What do I want? Something thin and beautiful. Yes.
I watch this and I am not like "oh my god my boyfriend is going to leave me for an ipad I must go throw up and become thin and beautiful." No.
I see this commercial and Im more like "oh my god this ipad is the shit."
Its more like "hunny lets not have kids, instead lets watch someone else's kid on my ipad!" And tell you the truth I am perfectly fine with this alternative considering I am way too young to have kids/not planing on it for a while.If anything an ipad can bring two lovers together for a bit of romance under the sun. With ipad anything is possible. It does not want you to become something else, it wants you to have what you don't have. And when I say "what you don't have" I am not referring to not being beautiful and thin, it actually is not about that at all. What you don't have that the ipad does have is knowledge to everything. Maybe I am crazy, but I dont want to be the ipad or want to have the features of an ipad (thin, beautiful (well maybe I kind of do)) But want I want, to put it simply, is to just have a fricken ipad because it is pretty awesome.This ipad commercial is like peoples facebook profile pictures, it only highlights its best features (harhar).Ok but seriously who cares if you think this commerical is sending the wrong "image". Its a fricken computer thing (Im not sure what to call it) for Christ sake. Plus most people in the commerical using the ipad are female. More like well done apple! More like hey! you look so cool on that moped with an ipad. Sign me up bitches!I have been a PC girl my whole life, what, may you ask, is the computer that I am typing on at the moment, oh why it is a PC! But the truth...I want an apple. Maybe if PCs upped their commercials from portraying their laptops to be candy and put a little easy on the eye love into it them hell yeahz maybe. Actually not, considering PC has no ipad!
But this is not a war blog of PC and Mac ing an Apple. No my friends. It all has to do with this commerical. Ok so my ipad can do chores for me all day long? Bull shit!
"Hey ipad cook me dinner." "Hey Kara I cant but I can give you a recipe and then play you music to entertain you while you cook." "Aw thanks ipad, youd the bomb."
Don't be weird. Deep down, you want to rub your hands all over an ipad.
Ride this!